Kevin, the INTERNET is for porn...

...and the passing lane is for passing. And - this is just advice, mind you - you're supposed to pass a crime scene, not drive into it.

"When officers found the driver, identified as Kevin Signalness, they said he had his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laying on the passenger seat."

IMO this guy gets convicted on the mug shot alone. One thing I love about my hometown; even our criminals are weird.

Stay classy, Portland.